design dictionary- defined humorously!
I-con A designer’s admission of guilt
Mass Appeal A case of sour grapes for most designers
Wire Frame Model A very skinny lady advertising a product
Exploded View A plaster model that fell down
Colour Scheme What remains in the paint glass after the previous guy has mixed his paints
Contrast The difference in payment between a new and an established designer
Balance Something all designers lose sometime or the other
Visual Impact Expression on the clients face when he sees the bill or the product
Similarity The strange commonality between your design and one that appeared in a design journal two weeks ago
See humorous design dictionary compiled by Punyashloke Mishra with a little help from his friends here.