design dictionary- defined humorously!

                                       or truthfully?

I-con A designer’s admission of guilt

Mass Appeal A case of sour grapes for most designers

Wire Frame Model A very skinny lady advertising a product

Exploded View A plaster model that fell down

Colour Scheme What remains in the paint glass after the previous guy has mixed his paints

Contrast The difference in payment between a new and an established designer

Balance Something all designers lose sometime or the other

Visual Impact Expression on the clients face when he sees the bill or the product

Similarity The strange commonality between your design and one that appeared in a design journal two weeks ago

See humorous design dictionary compiled by Punyashloke Mishra with a little help from his friends here.